Whiskey
The first time you hung out with them was a nightmare. Whether it's because they have a strong personality or you were too immature, you swore them off forever after that first night. Flash forward a few years and they're a staple of any night on the town. It might be a quick greeting at the bar or a long conversation at the pre-game but either way you're always glad to see them now that you know how to handle them.Light beer
There was nobody cooler when you were fifteen. You couldn't believe someone out of high school would want to hang out with you, even if it was in the middle of the woods or an abandoned building. You couldn't wait until Monday to tell your classmates all the crazy shenanigans the two of you got up to over the weekend, although they never seemed as impressed as you thought they'd be. Your parents flipped when they found out the two of you were hanging out but they were powerless to stop it once you went to college. Your week revolved around their visits and you marveled at how easy it was for them to come every weekend. It wasn't too long after turning 21, however, that they started to seem trashy and kind of pathetic. Now you just feel embarrassed for how great you thought they were and generally avoid them at parties, even if they are tearing it up at beer pong.
Pot


Ecstasy

Vodka
There's nothing offensive or overbearing about them, to the point where you've been at parties where you didn't know they were there until someone told you later. Perfectly plain in every possible way, they are forgettable to the point that you can go months without thinking of them and only getting a text reminds you they exist. You don't really like them but you don't dislike them either. You would never hang out with them one-on-one, always needing a buffer to keep the conversation going.
Craft beer

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